what i know about straight boys
- they’re dirty
- they like rating girls on 10
- they’re scared of hair
- they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS
haha and then what ;)
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
Never thought astronomy could be so cute.
i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
Men with battle wounds.
(Don’t own pictures. Photos I found on public sites. If you’d like credit or to be removed message me. )
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze