i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
you are allowed to like arctic monkeys
even if you can’t name matt helders’s second cousin’s landlord’s weed dealer’s grandpa’s canary
don’t let some pissant tell you otherwise
the canary is called Alonso, by the way. now you know.
„What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get so choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she like hers.“
Turn ons: common sense
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
this fucking gifset gets me every time
I think the climbing stairs one should be :Getting chased by the Exorcist
My new favorite gif set.
I fucking love cats
I fucking lost it at the vacuum.
cats are aliens and i love them
cats are so fucking stupid i love them so much
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is